I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school:
when in the hallways:
when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade:
when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent:
when I get a poor grade on a test:
when someone says something incredibly stupid:
when someone keeps asking me for the answers on homework or tests:
she is my spirit animal
It’s so nice to see that the BBC adapted my autobiography.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Movie Musicals → Moulin Rouge (2001)
And here we see Hawkeye, undercover and shooting a gun but still instinctively pulling a bowstring.
when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
Sherlock decides to go with his original plan.
ASDfjadhfakdj love it<3
Glad to hear
These are PROFESSIONAL photobombs! They will make you look like an amateur with how well they jack up your nice little smiley picture!
i want all my text posts to look pretty
then put them in between your selfies <3
this the nicest thing anyones ever said to me i hope u find $20 on the ground
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
good things about Blurred Lines
- a Funky Fresh beat that is Cool and Groovy
- Pharrell shouting “woo”
bad things about Blurred Lines
- everything else